Okay. It’s time for another title change.

Since changing my site’s name from “wide asleep” to “panty ronderings,” I’ve had an increase of traffic. And that’s okay, but I know that the content here is a little misleading for people google-surfing for things such as the following (a space has been inserted, to avoid future such googlings):

Pa nty camera
Young pa nty pictures
Pa nty ass
Pa nty ass
Pa nty ass
Lesbian pa nty raid
Pa nty fights
Wet ass pa nty
In the car in pa nty
Filthy pa nty
Pa nty poop
Men in pa nty
Pa nty~maniaDOTcom
Cum pa nty
Pa nty videos
Underage pa nty
Pa nty covered old ass

That’s just since four o’clock this afternoon. I get tons more such hits every day, especially “pa nty ass,” “cum pa nty,” and “poop in pa nty,” or variations thereof.

You know, whatever. I know that stuff’s out there, and is widely searchable. It’s just not available here, and I wouldn’t want to be accused of false advertising.

So, new titles? I’m open to suggestions.

I’m thinking of “Like a Unicorn on Ecstasy,” from something I wrote in a previous entry, but out of context, and brought down to a PG rating from its original form, “I’m as whimsical and humanistic as a motherfucking unicorn on ecstasy,” it sounds way too rainbow teeny-bopper. Hand me my pacifier and my glow-stick.

Another idea is, “The Shield-bearer's Love-child is a Warrior Goddess Maiden of Peace,” from my profile. But that’s kind of long and I kind of … hate it.

So.

What I’m saying is, I need a new title.

Sorry. This isn’t a real entry, and it’ll probably disappear after the site’s renamed.

Hope your weekends were lovely. I spent most of mine battling with an aggressive, 24 to 36 hour alien which invaded my stomach, but that’s probably just me.

Ow.

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