If My Coolness Was Tangible, It Would Be a GLACIER!//12.29.04 at 11:02 p.m.
Making the Best of Limbo//12.28.04 at 1:11 a.m.
Stargazing//12.26.04 at 2:03 a.m.
Something about Prodigal Daughters//12.21.04 at 1:58 p.m.
Fridays. Thrill Like You Wanna.//12.18.04 at 1:35 AM
Grayson Fedora//12.14.04 at 2:39 a.m.
Reunions//12.11.04 at 1:13 a.m.
This One Goes to Eleven//12.07.04 at 4:06 p.m.
Somewhere in the Middle//12.02.04 at 12:37 a.m.
Dead Toddler: a New Unit of Measurement//11.29.04 at 11:21 p.m.
1, 2, 3, 4 Day Weekend//11.29.04 at 12:05 a.m.
Inconceivably Sexy//11.23.04 at 4:34 p.m.
One Website in Search of a Title//11.21.04 at 11:31 p.m.
Disaster Area//11.18.04 at 4:08 p.m.
When Light is Sound and Sound is Light//11.17.04 at 1:45 a.m.
What I Got//11.14.04 at 3:23 p.m.
Come to My Party! (Bring Your Own Sword.)//11.13.04 at 6:39 p.m.
Still My Birthday!//11.12.04 at 5:17 p.m.
Ugly Thoughts//11.11.04 at 9:37 p.m.
If I had a useless outline, I'd useless-outline in the mornin' ...//11.08.04 at 4:32 p.m.
Primary Colors//11.04.04 at 4:26 p.m.
Kissing//11.03.04 at 1:05 a.m.
Train Characters and Pathogen Smearing//10.29.04 at 9:05 p.m.
Sneezing. Carving. Soxing.//10.29.04 at 12:53 a.m.
Spam-talkers//10.27.04 at 10:37 p.m.
New Stuff//10.25.04 at 11:08 p.m.
I'm going out.//10.24.04 at 1:57 p.m.
People I Used To Know//10.23.04 at 12:44 a.m.
Where did I park my invisible jet?//10.22.04 at 1:08 a.m.
Horizontal Rule, kiss me, you fool!//10.20.04 at 1:07 a.m.
Sleep is Overrated//10.18.04 at 11:51 p.m.
Angel Hunting//10.15.04 at 12:29 a.m.
Credo//10.13.04 at 11:08 p.m.
NCYICP 2004, and Prom//10.09.04 at 11:03 p.m.
Remember that time I told you about my vacation and then wished someone a Happy Birthday and then told you about my complete social ineptitude?
Yeah. That time.//10.08.04 at 1:18 p.m.
Zaftigs, Fatsos, Freud, and Sherpas?//10.05.04 at 12:34 a.m.
Bullshit social commentary! Visiting friends! Utter nonsense! Exclamation point!//09.29.04 at 7:43 p.m.
High Noon//09.26.04 at 1:41 p.m.
Fancy Poop Talk//09.23.04 at 4:14 p.m.
Moody and Caffeinated//09.22.04 at 3:06 p.m.
"Please give this to someone who is waiting."//09.10.04 at 5:40 p.m.
Aaron//9/09/04 at 11:48 a.m.
This is the most annoying thing I've written yet.//09.08.04 at 3:20 PM
Stone Before the Erosion//09.03.04 at 2:01 p.m.
The Kitty Chronicles, Volume VII: Dude Looks Like a Challah
(Also? LUVABABY PICTURES!)//09.02.04 at 4:12 p.m.
Existential Crises are Easy and Fun!//09.01.04 at 4:17 p.m.
Confessturbation//08.31.04 at 3:16 p.m.
Whatever doesn't fit in the trunk, goes in the alley.//08.27.04 at 4:52 p.m.
Credits//08.26.04 at 3:21 p.m.
The Highest Form of Bullshit//08.24.04 at 6:10 p.m.
One Reason Why I'm Not a Sports Fan//08.23.04 at 5:17 p.m.
hee hee hee hee hee//08.16.04 at 10:24 p.m.
Scatological, Indeed.//08.12.04 at 3:57 p.m.
Hard Labor & Cold Showers//08.10.04 at 2:56 p.m.
Surrender//08.09.04 at 12:54 a.m.
Where the Kisses are Hers and Hers and His//08.06.04 at 2:46 p.m.
The Cult of Carrie//08.03.04 at 1:14 p.m.
Before the Full Moon//07.31.04 at 1:51 a.m.
Mr. & Mrs. Sweetness Go to Chicago//07.29.04 at 2:56 p.m.
Pablo Drops from the Sky*//07.25.04 at 11:42 p.m.
Like a fish needs a bicycle, or something. Where's my vibrator?//07.25.04 at 12:58 p.m.
About Last Night*//07.23.04 at 3:16 p.m.
We aaaarrre strong! No one can tell us weeee're wrooong!//07.21.04 at 7:29 p.m.
Not a Morality Tale//07.19.04 at 11:30 p.m.
Burning, Falling, Dating, Out-making, Quitting//07.13.04 at 4:04 p.m.
Love is Patient, Love is Kind//07.09.04 at 1:02 a.m.
Deconstructing Poorly Constructed Fantasy//07.06.04 at 11:14 p.m.
Tequila and Brewskies//07.04.04 at 4:01 p.m.
Against the Stream of Consciousness//07.01.04 at 3:25 p.m.
Oh, because I'm tired.//06.29.04 at 5:05 p.m.
Rick Springfield's Girl//06.28.04 at 11:13 p.m.
The Saga That is Not a Saga//06.23.04 at 1:35 a.m.
Teatime and Tooltime//06.21.04 at 8:55 p.m.
Summer Lullabye//06.19.04 at 2:30 a.m.
In which I make myself appear cool by association//06.17.04 at 1:32 p.m.
Honey and Potato Chips//06.16.04 at 3:23 p.m.
If I ever have quintuplets, I'm doomed. Or, maybe they're doomed.//06.14.04 at 4:37 p.m.
KAPOW!//06.12.04 at 12:32 a.m.
Shrinkmaster K//06.10.04 at 5:21 p.m.
Pardon my Hardon: a Spastic Whitman's Sampler//06.08.04 at 9:29 a.m.
Change and Phlegm//06.05.04 at 2:29 p.m.
Memorial Day//06.02.04 at 12:55 a.m.
New York Quickity II ... Hungover Harder With a Vengeance ... Date-Raped by Morpheus//05.30.04 at 1:30 p.m.
New York Quickity ...//05.29.04 at 2:58 p.m.
Gone Fishin'//05.27.04 at 1:24 p.m.
THE REGINA MONOLOGUES! (Only a few of you are likely find this even remotely entertaining, and it's so frickin' long that you probably won't read to the end. Sorry, folks.)//05.25.04 at 1:47 a.m.
Grawk, Cyndi, and Spunk//05.19.04 at 1:26 a.m.
Illinois to Missouri//05.17.04 at 12:12 a.m.
Occupying that Empty Space in Your Heart Since May 13th, 2003!//05.13.04 at 4:28 p.m.
Unpacking//05.11.04 at 2:31 a.m.
Way too much information about my underwear habits.//05.06.04 at 3:31 p.m.
Kitty Chronicles, Volume VI: Comrade Ziggy and the Feline Revolution//05.05.04 at 5:40 p.m.
Valentine//05.03.04 at 3:42 p.m.
Stomach troubles//04.29.04 at 5:10 p.m.
Getting Pretty with Thrasher Jack//04.28.04 at 10:10 p.m.
The Big K//04.26.04 at 1:21 a.m.
In which Jean Paul Sartre Plays a Significant Cameo in My Love Life//04.23.04 at 3:55 p.m.
Dragging My Feet//04.22.04 at 2:53 p.m.
I love Patti Smith, even though she's vaguely terrifying.//04.19.04 at 11:47 a.m.
Art Appreciation Thursday//04.16.04 at 12:19 a.m.
Albums of Music and Memories//04.14.04 at 11:41 p.m.
Troglodyte//04.13.04 at 11:31 p.m.
It's Monday, and it's cold.//04.12.04 at 11:59 p.m.
Heirlooms//04.12.04 at 12:32 a.m.
Arrhythmic White Guy//04.09.04 at 12:17 a.m.
Maya the Lazy-Eyed Psychic & The Produce Clairvoyant//04.07.04 at 12:37 p.m.
I Hate Cyndi//04.06.04 at 12:33 p.m.
Luvabeans' Zombie Survival Guide//04.05.04 at 2:43 a.m.
Urban Narcissism, Happy Saturday//04.04.04 at 1:03 a.m.
One Aspect of a Bleeding-Heart Liberal's Knee-Jerk Reaction to World Events//04.02.04 at 1:42 p.m.
Phone calls and photos//03.30.04 at 10:17 p.m.
Waiting, and wasting time ...//03.30.04 at 12:39 a.m.
More Bus Stuff//03.28.04 at 12:36 a.m.
Aesop?//03.26.04 at 7:21 p.m.
XX//03.23.04 at 4:40 p.m.
Edie, Henry, and forgotten poetry//03.21.04 at 8:34 p.m.
Move over, Bochco!//03.20.04 at 1:26 a.m.
Lightbulbs//03.18.04 at 10:36 p.m.
Kelly Go Blah//03.17.04 at 3:24 p.m.
The Dang Blasted 100 Things//03.13.04 at 2:00 a.m.
Verses on the Subway and the Street//03.11.04 at 10:32 p.m.
Sweet Mysterious Nonsense//03.10.04 at 2:49 p.m.
Too. Many. "Scare Quotes."//03.08.04 at 8:08 p.m.
The Church of Dylan//03.07.04 at 4:03 a.m.
One of Those Girls//03.05.04 at 1:32 a.m.
In the Meantime//03.03.04 at 4:59 p.m.
Forked Tongue//03.02.04 at 3:03 p.m.
Aaaaanndd, SCENE!//03.01.04 at 4:26 p.m.
Every Sunday//02.29.04 at 12:22 p.m.
Suburban Legend//02.26.04 at 6:02 p.m.
Obligatory Meta-Entry//02.25.04 at 9:41 a.m.
-//02.25.04 at 12:40 a.m.
Self-indulgent tripe, basically.//02.24.04 at 1:53 p.m.
The Kitty Chronicles, Volume V: The Guardian at the Gate//02.23.04 at 2:13 a.m.
Clever Clever Land//02.22.04 at 2:23 a.m.
Home Renovations//02.20.04 at 5:01 p.m.
One Rolled Out of the LuvaNest//02.19.04 at 1:20 p.m.
I Feel Ya, Holden//02.17.04 at 2:41 p.m.
This Night//02.16.04 at 6:31 p.m.
Send another cliche howling from the vaults*//02.14.04 at 3:48 p.m.
Delusions of Failure?//02.12.04 at 2:25 p.m.
You've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life *//02.11.04 at 10:08 a.m.
Oversharing A-Go-Go//02.09.04 at 2:34 p.m.
Truth in Wine and Cheese (and wine, and wine, too)//02.08.04 at 1:59 a.m.
SUCKLING GOOGLERS, READ THIS!//02.06.04 at 3:34 p.m.
The Kitty Chronicles, Volume IV: Maybe It's a Phase//02.04.04 at 1:01 a.m.
Little Victories//02.02.04 at 4:59 p.m.
The Grips of Conspiracy and PMS//01.30.04 at 1:27 p.m.
Circumventing Blah//01.29.04 at 2:24 p.m.
The Wrath of Cyndi//01.28.04 at 12:01 a.m.
Sunday=Drunkday. (That doesn't even rhyme. I'm hungry.)//01.26.04 at 12:34 a.m.
Achilles, I have a job for you, Mr. Messenger ...//01.25.04 at 1:10 a.m.
The Kitty Chronicles, Volume III: Ziggy's Little Helpers//01.22.04 at 1:34 p.m.
You know. Sweetest Day.//01.21.04 at 1:56 a.m.
Alien Invasion//01.16.04 at 12:38 p.m.
The Epic of Pablo Sweetness//01.13.04 at 5:56 p.m.
The Kitty Chronicles, Volume II: Blanket Monster//01.12.04 at 4:38 p.m.
The Faces of VD//01.11.04 at 3:17 a.m.
Wednesday in the Cool with Kelly//01.07.04 at 3 ;49 p.m.
The Power of Nothing//01.06.04 at 4: 44 p.m.
The Kitty Chronicles, Volume I: Another Step Towards Spinsterhood//01.05.04 at 12:40 p.m.