Days and Nights//10.01.07 at 9:31 p.m.
Eye-Boners//07.20.07 at 12:43 a.m.
Something About My Big Frickin' Bed//07.11.07 at 12:23 a.m.
Summertime Fix in Hawaii//06.12.07 at 8:40 a.m.
About Zigs//04.26.07 at 1:06 a.m.
Chris//03.21.07 at 1:52 a.m.
Zooming Around//01.26.07 at 1:11 p.m.
I Met Courtney Love and Can't Think Of a Good Title//11.08.06 at 10:32 p.m.
Metacrap//10.20.06 at 1:04 a.m.
7//09.12.06 at 10:19 p.m.
Ragamuffin Chic//08.11.06 at 1:28 a.m.
CAMEL NOISES OF DEEP LONGING.
PROBABLY SOUNDS LIKE, "GRAAAAWWWW! GRAAAWWWWW!" THANKS.//07.11.06 at 1:52 a.m.
Outer Richmond House//07.04.06 at 4:20 p.m.
My Sister's Wedding//06.27.06 at 1:41 a.m.
Meltdown? Who knows?//05.09.06 at 10:48 a.m.
You probably won't be surprised to learn there are flies circling me.//04.23.06 at 3:10 p.m.
Oh, I'm just kidding.//04.17.06 at 3:47 p.m.
Snake Sake//04.15.06 at 2:07 p.m.
I'm not wearing any underwear!//04.12.06 at 10:13 p.m.
Smoke Break//03.22.06 at 2:30 a.m.
My Harrowing Hike from Rite Aid//03.19.06 at 11:42 p.m.
Right.
Write.
Whatever.
I have a paper due.//03.16.06 at 10:43 p.m.
Tomorrow//02.18.06 at 12:34 a.m.
Bad Movies, Good Holidays, and Humu-humu-nuku-nuku-apua'a//02.05.06 at 8:42 p.m.
HO!//01.12.06 at 12:05 a.m.
Spike the egg nog! Unless you don't like egg nog, in which case just drink the brandy.//12.24.05 at 1:43 p.m.
Say Hello!//12.14.05 at 1:04 a.m.
Black Friday//11.27.05 at 8:26 p.m.
Hey! Who's That Drunk Chick on the Blue Couch?//11.23.05 at 2:44 a.m.
Ratso Rizzo//11.11.05 at 12:59 a.m.
Chunks//11.06.05 at 5:58 p.m.
Treasure Hunts, and Why I Have "Psychic Tony" Programmed into My Cell Phone//10.24.05 at 12:56 a.m.
The Lights Are Much Brighter There//10.10.05 at 1:50 p.m.
Concert in the Park//10.03.05 at 11:19 p.m.
Everyone Has a Fuckin' Opinion//09.24.05 at 3:52 p.m.
Pack of Ne'er-Do-Wells//09.17.05 at 4:04 p.m.
The Forks Have Spoken//09.10.05 at 3:12 p.m.
This meme's for the balcony, and the next meme's for the floor ...//09.08.05 at 12:36 a.m.
Arm-in-Arm Down Burgundy//09.05.05 at 9:07 p.m.
Motivated!//08.25.05 at 1:02 a.m.
Moths, and Relative Nonsense//08.18.05 at 1:06 a.m.
I Finally Have Internet Access in my Bedroom. But, No Ashtray.//08.09.05 at 2:08 a.m.
Here I Am//08.02.05 at 12:14 a.m.
One-Armed Paper Hanger Earns her Wings//07.29.05 at 8:42 p.m.
Sugar & Lemon//07.28.05 at 4:42 a.m.
Waiting for the Contrast//07.22.05 at 12:43 a.m.
My Big, Important Opinions//07.17.05 at 1:41 a.m.
Art is PAIN//07.14.05 at 12:34 a.m.
Independence Day//07.06.05 at 11:02 p.m.
Cookie Puss//06.30.05 at 1:03 a.m.
East Meets West//06.24.05 at 11:33 p.m.
It's just ... um ... allergies.//06.22.05 at 4:02 p.m.
Anwers, the Third and Final//06.16.05 at 11:54 p.m.
Answers, Part 2//06.13.05 at 3:40 a.m.
Answers, Part 1//06.10.05 at 12:14 a.m.
Cat Shit//06.04.05 at 12:29 a.m.
Interactive//06.02.05 at 10:51 p.m.
The Stephen King Theme Continues//06.02.05 at 2:03 a.m.
The Unintentional Theme for This One is Probably "My Capacity for Evil"//05.31.05 at 2:07 p.m.
Monday, Monday//05.24.05 at 1:24 a.m.
All Aboard the Social Short Bus//05.22.05 at 5:45 a.m.
What's With All the Fucking Swearing in This One?//05.16.05 at 4:41 p.m.
Finding Bankok in Boystown//05.13.05 at 2:43 a.m.
As Tara Burns//05.10.05 at 2:25 a.m.
Old Friends and Their Impressions//05.07.05 at 3:11 p.m.
Uncles and Drunkles andVentures and Vultures//05.05.05 at 1:36 a.m.
Orchestrating the Days, and Online Crap//05.01.05 at 5:35 p.m.
Someone Play Something Happy!//04.29.05 at 12:22 a.m.
Clearly, Not at My Best//04.27.05 at 10:21 p.m.
Fire Escape//04.27.05 at 3:14 a.m.
West Coast Gloat, in Somewhat Chronological Order//04.25.05 at 3:08 a.m.
Logic, Schmogic!//04.20.05 at 3:31 a.m.
This is not inspired by Terry Whatserface, may she rest in peace.//04.19.05 at 2:46 a.m.
Pretty Friday//04.18.05 at 9:48 a.m.
I gotta brand new pair of rollerskates, you gotta brand new key ...//04.15.05 at 4:16 p.m.
Hearing Voices//04.12.05 at 11:13 p.m.
In Which I Compare my Butt to Foxy Brown//04.11.05 at 3:57 p.m.
Coin Toss//04.07.05 at 1:41 a.m.
Mrs. Show//04.04.05 at 1:28 a.m.
Brunch//03.28.05 at 1:38 a.m.
Mrs. Poopface//03.26.05 at 5:24 p.m.
State Street Sidewalk//03.25.05 at 2:47 a.m.
Happiness is a Gigantic Rodent//03.23.05 at 10:09 p.m.
Spazzy Snapshots//03.23.05 at 12:26 a.m.
In Just (unjust) Spring//03.22.05 at 12:40 a.m.
Nobody Likes a Nerdy Asshole//03.17.05 at 2:43 p.m.
Here We Go//03.13.05 at 4:48 p.m.
Something Simple//03.12.05 at 9:02 p.m.
I Left My Boobs in Green Bay//03.09.05 at 3:34 p.m.
(I'm NOT going to call this "purls of wisdom" ... I'm NOT going to call this one ...) PURLS OF WISDOM (... Oh, I'm so lame.)//03.03.05 at 5:19 p.m.
In Which I Get Ahead of Myself//03.02.05 at 4:34 p.m.
Gentleman, or Weirdo?//02.25.05 at 12:21 a.m.
Philosophers Make Bad Lovers//02.24.05 at 12:49 a.m.
Orphans, Roller Skates, Sexual Awakening!
(The Musical)//02.22.05 at 1:50 p.m.
Ghosts from Bars Past//02.19.05 at 12:51 a.m.
Giggle 'Till They're Sore//02.16.05 at 11:04 p.m.
Post-VD Post//02.16.05 at 12:28 a.m.
Blah, Blah, Blah, Flowers in Your Hair//02.12.05 at 1:16 a.m.
Olfactory Visits//02.10.05 at 3:32 p.m.
Six More Weeks, Minus Four Days//02.03.05 at 2:05 p.m.
Movie Coma//02.02.05 at 3:39 a.m.
My Double-Identity, and an Upcoming Trip//01.30.05 at 1:46 p.m.
If I Could Go Back in Time a Few Hours ...//01.28.05 at 11:59 p.m.
London Snippets//01.27.05 at 2:15 a.m.
Ah, Me... AAAH! Me?//01.25.05 at 12:37 p.m.
Slumber Par-TAY!//01.22.05 at 11:10 p.m.
Rookie's in Your Head!//01.22.05 at 2:20 a.m.
A Local Band//01.21.05 at 12:59 a.m.
Cat-call Etiquette//01.14.05 at 3:48 p.m.
My Imaginary Friend
(or)
Once, I Had Pride and Integrity//01.12.05 at 4:42 p.m.
Mutilated Fairytale//01.10.05 at 10:38 p.m.
Where's the Party?//01.07.05 at 1:34 a.m.
A Different Kind of "O"//01.05.05 at 10:46 p.m.
He's So Ambitious, He Even Sews//01.03.05 at 10:52 p.m.
I hope this is means 2005's gonna rock.//01.01.05 at 5:31 a.m.