What you SAY?

not-tuesday - 2005-04-04 02:43:37
No, *I* must marry David Cross. I've had my eye on him for too long.
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Klugarsh - 2005-04-04 03:37:32
Yes, but what fitz you?... Sorry, noodle, I had to... & I'll see you soon
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shelley - 2005-04-04 10:38:00
I saw David Cross first and *I* shall marry him first. I fell for him when he played "Slow Donnie", the brother of the Elliot character on that stupid show "Just Shoot Me" (with Laura San Giacomo and David Spade). Now I lust for his character on "Arrested Development." Well, maybe lust isn't the word. Mostly I want a miniature-sized but living version of him to keep in a hamster cage in my bedroom. I could take him out and play with him whenever I want, or just watch him do funny stuff like run pointlessly on that little wheel and roll around in the wood shavings, wearing his little denim shorts, of course.
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TJ - 2005-04-04 12:24:02
Shelley, that comment is very frightening. I need to move farther away from you now. Like Australia.
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schmutzie - 2005-04-04 14:26:42
When I got married, my mother had this traditional wedding idea in her head, which just looked like hell to me, so I figured out how to work it. She would tell me a whole bunch of ideas about something like flowers, I would narrow it down to two of those options, and then whichever one we picked from those we were almost guaranteed to agree on. I still had to wedge myself into twenty different hideous wedding dresses that looked like they were made to match the cake before I convinced her to let me tone it down, though.
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schmutzie - 2005-04-04 14:27:31
When I got married, my mother had this traditional wedding idea in her head, which just looked like hell to me, so I figured out how to work it. She would tell me a whole bunch of ideas about something like flowers, I would narrow it down to two of those options, and then whichever one we picked from those we were almost guaranteed to agree on. I still had to wedge myself into twenty different hideous wedding dresses that looked like they were made to match the cake before I convinced her to let me tone it down, though.
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skibigsky - 2005-04-04 16:18:49
Yeah. Weddings SHOULD be fun. Which is why I bought my dress on eBay, the relatives were given no say in the ceremony, decorations, etc. We did hit my parents up for a few bucks in contribution, but I only asked their advice when I was desperately out of my league (there was a fake v. real flowers discussion - I think that was the big decision). And all the guests had fun. No stress, no big fancy stuff, and we all partied to 'Highway to Hell'. Of course, I guess it helps that all the potentially interfering relatives were 2000+ miles away.... Tell your sister to start drinking heavily now - it will help!
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The Jason - 2005-04-04 18:59:18
I caome from a rather large family, and when i hit 22 i attended my 40th wedding so i stoped counting. i've seen it all, the old the new the hip the red the green, the hiddeos brides mades dresses, the everything....so heres some quick advice from a guy whos seen it all AND been a caterer. you either want to plan the wedding in 8 weeks or 2 years. anything in between is suicide. and the best wedding i ever went to...was my sisters. there was a multi-floored food fight, and my father was involved.
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ms.m - 2005-04-04 20:36:32
you know, beans, i don't see you with a BBQ, but definitely something out of the ordinary. not less than what a traditional wedding might be, but cooler and different. we'd all end up floating in boats on the Seine or something...
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luva - 2005-04-04 21:20:15
that's m'girl!
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Bill - 2005-04-05 02:18:36
David Cross rocks. I didn't get HBO when Mr. Show first aired, so I also discovered him as 'Slow Donnie' on "Just Shoot Me." His stand up is pretty funny too - there are a few HBO specials that HBO Comedy plays on a regular basis. Good stuff.
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laura - 2005-04-05 13:06:36
My wedding was fun. The ceremony was short, sweet and outdoors, we had a yummy horse doover (hors d'ourves) dinner, and then everyone went here (www.gruenehall.com) for the reception. Ray Wiley Hubbard was playing, so "Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother" is my wedding song. We planned it in 3 months. It can be done.
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LeeboZeebo - 2005-04-05 18:48:57
My working knowledge of women is very pitiful. All of the girls I've "associated" with consider the act of masturbation something better left to hands that are not their own. That's just lazy when you think about it, but I respect lazy, so more power to them.
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LeeboZeebo - 2005-04-05 18:56:26
At any rate, surely you can concede that, as a general rule, men are more apt to identify with how difficult abstaining from sweetly loving yourself for a lengthy period of time can be. It's like a full time job.
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